Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Now I think poetry will save nothing from oblivion, but I keep writing about the ordinary because for me it's the home of the extraordinary, the only home.

When life is lost, all is lost.

My strength came from my relationship with Christ and from the love and encouragement of my family and friends.

I don't have to experience tragedy to understand it.

I don't think people should confuse fantasy and reality because no one is perfect - we all know that.

Watch your thoughts. They turn into words, then turn into actions.

I'm looking for players who make their teammates better. You do that with enthusiasm and passion.

I wear heels. It's not for a fashion statement, it's... ammunition.

Medical statistics will be our standard of measurement: we will weigh life for life and see where the dead lie thicker, among the workers or among the privileged.

Perhaps we should put up posters in such places reminding people that where they stand was underwater the last time that the Earth ran a 3°F fever.