Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

SIMPLICIO: ... You have to [learn to] walk before you can run.SALVIATI: No, you have to have something you want to run toward.

Lily Calloway...all this time, your superpower has been loving me.

Blessed are they who seek to learn wisdom.

The main reason for the colossal objects is the obvious one, to expand and intensify the presence of the vessel - the object.

The sea, the snotgreen sea, the scrotumtightening sea.

Some things, it's very useful to begin without knowing fully where you're going.

A Gentleman is a man who will pay his gambling debts even when he knows he has been cheated.

The Internet offers immense possibilities for encounter and solidarity. This is something truly good, a gift from God.

Even to smile at the misfortunes of others is to do an injury.

It's like pain, this pleasure.