Hold dear and true friends close to your heart, it matters not where you find them, only that you treat them with love and respect always.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

I was born in Long Branch, New Jersey, and no one had ever taught anybody that young, back in those days.

Photography has a natural affinity for the strategies of surrealism - the exaltation of chance and eros, the exploration of obsession and the release of the unconscious.

Anything said three times in Washington becomes a fact.

Being all fashioned of the self-same dust, let us be merciful as well as just

Servant of God, well done! well hast thou fought The better fight, who single hast maintain'd Against revolted multitudes the cause of truth.

In a bureaucratic system, useless work drives out useful work.

Study the processes and methods of those who are better at it than you... there's someone who knows something you don't, who has honed a skill more than you have. Rival your rival.

To me, the only reason for guns in civilian hands is for sporting purposes.

You can't lose. Go, go, go!

Give all thou canst; high Heaven rejects the lore of nicely-caluculated less or more.