Hold on tight, Sam." He puts me in a choke hold. "Ahhh," I gasp. "Not that tight.

Why did they come billions of miles just to stare at us? It's rude.

But hope is no less realistic than despair. It is still our choice whether to live in light or lie down in darkness.

Even the most sensitive person can get used to even the most insensitive thing. Cruelty isn’t a personality trait. Cruelty is a habit.

You know how sometimes you tell yourself that you have a choice, but really you don't have a choice? Just because there are alternatives doesn't mean they apply to you.

Sometimes in my tent, late at night, I think I can hear the stars scraping against the sky.

So often the monsters that crowd our minds are nothing more than the strange and thoroughly alien progeny of our own fearful fantasies.

You are the nest. You are the hatchling. You are the chrysalis. You are the progeny. You are the rot that falls from stars. You may not understand what I mean. You will.

You can only call someone crazy if there’s someone else who’s normal. Like good and evil. If everything was good, then nothing would be good.

It's almost dawn. You can feel it coming. The world holds its breath, because there's really no guarantee that the sun will rise. That there was a yesterday doesn't mean there will be a tomorrow.

It's hard to plan for what comes next when what comes next is not something you planned for.

When someone blushes, doesn't that mean 'yes'?

I guarantee it will change your life, but only because everything does, however small.

Whatever spiteful fools may say, Each jealous ranting yelper, No woman ever went astray, Without a man to help her

Religion has what is EASILY the greatest bullshit story of all time.

Whatever party you're in in America, our troops deserve the full support of our government.

Teaching by precept, without example, is mighty poor teaching.

What would I do if I knew I only had six months to live? Type faster.

Rappers spit rhymes that are mostly illegal, MC's spit rhymes to uplift their people.

I like it, but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.

What the Photograph reproduces to infinity has occurred only once: the Photograph mechanically repeats what could never be repeated existentially.