Holiness is irresistible. If even 10% of the world's population had it the whole world would be converted and happy before the year's end.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Some champions are born others are forged!

It had always fascinated him that she'd consumed so many words, that her head was full of stories, told a thousand different ways.

Spiritual life begins to decay when we fail to sense the grandeur of what is eternal in time.

Alchohol doesn't make you fat...it make you Lean...on tables, chairs & random people!!!

A goat does not eat into a hen's stomach no matter how friendly the two may be.

I have the infinite galaxy from '2001 as my screensaver - so if I space out while I'm writing and it goes to screensaver, I can just stare off into the stars.

Failure is not an option!

I don't look like no kiwi bird

If something can't be explained on the back of an envelope, it's rubbish.

I liked actions movies. Jean-Claude Van Damme was a major influence on me at that point in my life.