Holly died without a friend to hold her hand. Artemis felt her go, another gift of the magic. He kept on counting, brushing away the tears on his cheeks.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

The sacred lamp burns to give light

Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.

We must put effort and energy into anything we wish to change.

A book, like a landscape, is a state of consciousness varying with readers.

As long as I tell the truth I feel that nobody can touch me.

Getting to number one in the world without a coach is highly unlikely.

It's not just that I'm stupid; it's that I'm just smart enough to know how stupid I am. I wish I weren't so stupid. Or that I were stupider.

I am not perfect. I just think that imperfections are beautiful.

It doesnt hurt to repeat here the statement, still rejected by many people in spite of its obviousness, that education is a political act.

It is not the things we do in life that we regret on our death bed. It is the things we do not.