Holly is alive,' thought Foaly 'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

I did not foresee my words becoming such a reverie of mimic and refrain.

Don't play on safe, you must learn few rules and the other is just lessons.

The point of power is always in the present moment.

Seek for the boldest color possible, content is irrelevant.

People are more likely to pass me on the street without recognizing me, and that's good.

A state of true and universal tolerance is best ensured by leaving alone the peculiarities of men and peoples.

Sport, rightly conceived, is an occupation carried out by the whole man.

It's a good thing I stayed in Cincinnati for four years -- It took me that long to learn how to spell it.

There's always a lot happening. I mean, that's the thing about politics: it's just one damn thing after another!