Hollywood is a gold-plated suburb suitable for golfers, gardeners, assorted middlemen, and contented movies stars. I am none of these things.

We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

Create your own visual style... let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.

Race hate isn't human nature; race hate is the abandonment of human nature.

Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

The essential is to excite the spectators. If that means playing Hamlet on a flying trapeze or in an aquarium, you do it.

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

For every success, there is a system

Your noble friend will not accept pretension but will gently and very firmly confront you with your own blindness. Such friendship is creative and critical

To be thankful for just being alive...To survive means to win... That only applies to animals, but I'm a human being!

It is a pleasure to a real lover of Nature to give winter all the glory he can, for summer will make its own way, and speak its own praises.

Madness is the result not of uncertainty but certainty.

I like underwater pole vaulting, because you can have perfect form without the risk.

Music is that great language where a lot can be said and little can be proven.

There is no profit in deceit. An honest man knows revenge is not sweet.

You'll never go wrong in doing what is right.

I think every physical program has to come from good nutrition.