Hollywood is the one place on earth where you could die of encouragement.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Turns out, you can take the girl out of the spy school, but you can never take the spy school out of the girl.

Once you experience enormity, it lingers everywhere you look, and want to be every word you say.

In the state of society in which we now find ourselves, it is difficult to imagine a nation which lived solely on bread and vegetables.

You can't have success without trust... especially in businesses that deal with the public.

We have never seen a career like George Strait's in this business, and I venture to say we never will again. He has handled things amazingly well.

Zionists are the source of destructions, I wish I can fight against them.

I would rather be tough on myself than have other people be tough on me.

David is the show. There are other writers, but it's David's vision.

The only book worth writing is the book that threatens to kill you.

There was now a distinct manifestation of morning in the air, and presently the bleared white visage of a sunless winter day emerged like a dead-born child.