Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let's go to press.

The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.

Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.

She's been on more laps than a napkin.

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

Broadway is a main artery of New York life - the hardened artery.

Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it.

We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.

How does one say something new and not retell?

I don't want a be bird because birds get attacked too much. But it would be cool to fly.

Are you driving with your eyes open? Or are you, like, using "the force"?

When I reap the rewards, I don't even know I'm reaping them.

Keep your foot on the devil's neck by standing on the Word of God, and you will see tremendous results!

When I say to you, there is nobody like me, and there never was, that is a statement I want every woman to feel and make about themselves.

I think comedy is the most difficult thing in the world, I really do.

Today you have to run faster to stay in place.

They who have light in themselves will not revolve as satellites.

The prosperity of a nation requires the protection of a senate. Hereafter a national senate may require the protection of a national army.