Hollywood movies are designed for 15-year-old youths from North Dakota who, intellectually speaking, are on equal terms with a British zoo animal.

Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.

I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day.

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.

I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.

Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And we should have more of it, not less.

This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.

We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.

Hope is a strange thing, not to mention a common prostitute name, ...

Getting carried away is stupid, it won't get me anywhere.-Nana Komatsu

Maybe weakness is a strength of a kind.

Beetroot Cossins had moved to Kuala Lumpur where she had died of lethargy and pie.

Begin doing what you want to do now.

I've been practicing for years, trying to figure out how to record an entire band live.

We can decide to let our trials crush us, or we can convert them to new forces of good.

Humility is the beginning of true intelligence.

There was a male sketch group in my college. I was like why isn't there a female sketch group? So then I started doing sketch comedy and all that stuff. It just happened.

I knelt, and with the fervor of a lip unused to the cool breath of reason, told my love.