Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

Tough times never last. Tough people do

On the back benches, you can have your say but no power to do anything.

You can't stop progress, but you can help decide what is progress and what isn't.

I look at him, look at the book, remember, this book, this moment, the first book I ever loved

They say nerves heal real slowly. Lots of things about us heal real slowly.

Better to have your enemies inside your tent pissing out, then to have them outside your tent pissing in.

To a lover of books the shops and sales in London present irresistible temptations.

‎Because if I hadn't been so afraid of everyone else, I might have told Hannah that someone cared. And Hannah might still be alive.

The cat would eate fish, and would not wet her feete.

Put God first in your life, and you will live joyfully!