Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.

Looking back, my life so far seems like one long obstacle race, with me as its chief obstacle.

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.

Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other.

I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.

Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if He had more imagination.

Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.

It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.

Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.

The only thing mothers have in common with each other is the fact that they slept with a man while they were ovulating without the appropriate protection

In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer - the wealth, prestige and grandeur that went with the power.

American families cannot compete with billionaires. Our involvement in government should not be dependent on our bank account balances

Giving feels good. It is a form of healing. Not just for you as an individual, but for everyone.

An aphorism is a generalization, therefore not modern.

Preaching is not a profession, it’s a passion

"I criticize America because I love her. I want her to stand as a moral example to the world."

It is not beyond our power to create a world in which all children have access to a good education.

Homosexuals want to come into churches and disrupt church services and throw blood all around and try to give people AIDS and spit in the face of ministers.

It's the flock, the grove, that matters. Our responsibility is to species, not to specimens; to communities, not to individuals.