Holmstrom has broken an Olympic record by being cross checked 46 times in one game!

I know my players don't like my practices, but that's OK because I don't like their games.

Our system of forechecking is to shoot the puck and leave it there.

Is that a beard, or is Niedermayer eating a muskrat?

It was as if life was one great big impersonal piece of machinery.

The word "landmark" is from the old English "landmearc", meaning 'an object in the landscape which, by its conspicuousness, serves as a guide in the direction of one's course.

An infinite question is often destroyed by finite answers. To define everything is to annihilate much that gives us laughter and joy.

Deception is a temporary medicine that gives relax for short time, but when the truth gets at even the actual medicine breaks down.

The things people discard tell more about them than the things they keep.

Once upon a midnight dreary while I pondered weak and weary Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore.

I told you, God is not coy. He's more likely to hit you across the forehead with a two-by-four than whisper in your ear

Whoever said blondes have more fun hasn't met me.

By nature, man is lazy, working only under compulsion; and when he is strong we will always live, as far as he can, upon the labor or the property of the weak.

If beauty is truth, why don't women go to the library to have their hair done?