Holy [Insert your choice of a swear word here]," said Fang stunned.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

You always had the power, my dear. You just had to learn it for yourself. Glinda the Good Witch

Hunger for excellence. Continuously seek inspiration to make your work better.

If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.

I do not think you should read about writing while you are writing.

Political life at Washington is like political life in a suburban vestry.

It's like — I don't know, sometimes it's like chasing a pretty girl on the beach. And things I never thought I could do... I can do.

All effective actions require the passport of morality.

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time as come.

Quotations in my work are like wayside robbers who leap out armed and relieve the stroller of his conviction.

We all make mistakes. If you can't make mistakes, you can't make decisions. I've made a lot bigger mistakes myself.