Holy mother!""Hmph. More like holy father. I'd think you'd know the difference."-Hephaetus

You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.

Humor was a good way to hide the pain.

Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.

What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.

I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!

Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!

My point is that love is the most powerful motivator in the world. It spurs mortals to greatness. Their noblest, bravest acts are done for love.

Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!

That's it, cupcake. You're going down.

If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork.

Continents of memory had been lost.

The essence of life is finding something you really love and then making the daily experience worthwhile.

I ran away for a couple years just to prove I've hever been free.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror."

There are people that will try to hurt you and hold you down.

God doesn't answer prayer, He answers desperate prayer!

We don't have a tax revenue problem in Washington, we have a spending problem in Washington.

If I were God wanting to make a human being, I would do it by a more direct way rather than by evolution. Why deliberately set it up in the one way which makes it look as though you don't exist?

In my new book, 'Birth,' my goal is to share the path I have traveled in the spiritual sphere and in the business and philanthropic sphere in order to reveal the essential connection between the two.