Holy paranormal activity, Nightingale - to the Jag mobile.

I was tempted to tell her it was because we were British and actually had a sense of humour, but I try not to be cruel to foreigners, especially when they're that strung out.

This is why magic is worse even than quantum physics. Because, while both spit in the eye of common sense, I've never yet had a Higgs bosun turn up and try to have a conversation with me.

The British have always been madly overambitious, and from one angle it can seem like bravery, but from another it looks suspiciously like a lack of foresight.

My mum translated this in her head to "witchfinder, " which was good because like most West Africans, she considered witchfinding a more respectable profession than policeman.

You know there's always things in life that you have to do despite the fact that you know for certain the outcome is going to be messy, painful, humiliating, or all three.

The last thing he wanted was to see the bright, shining, happy faces of the other angels up there.

Respect towards humanity may get weaken when it comes about Stomach, Shelter and Sleep

He wrapped his arms around me. We were cuddled up like a couple of spoons in a cutlery drawer.

I always liked running as a kid. You know how eating chocolate or ice cream makes you feel good? That's the same way that running and competing makes me feel.

I like characters who don't change, who don't learn from their mistakes.

In a country where women regard themselves as equal, they are not prepared to see men running the show themselves.

Every artist is an unhappy lover.

It's not so much that he can't fall in love, but he has not the weakness necessary.

The future is called 'perhaps,' which is the only possible thing to call the future. And the important thing is not to allow that to scare you.

Wherever you turn you cannot live without internet, phones .. So I think the film industry will change, but I still believe that the TV will survive in the same way the cinema survives.