Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.

Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down.

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

Make someone happy, Make just one someone happy, And you will be happy, too.

Everybody wants to get into the act!

My nose isn't big. I just happen to have a very small head.

All of us have schnozzles... if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of defending them, we begin to laugh, and the world laughs with us.

Everybody wants ta get inta da act!

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

Don't put no constrictions on da people. Leave 'em ta hell alone.

What did Napolean do for relaxation? He read a book. What did Lincoln do for relaxation? He read a book. What does Congress do for relaxation? They book a red.

With faith, hope and enduring spirit we shall triumph.

Death for [a Christian] is no accident. With God there are no accidents, no tragedies, and no catastrophes as far as His children are concerned.

An author is an artist who paints a picture in the imagination of the reader.

Without worship, we go about miserable.

I see the future of Brazil as the future of the planet.

It's best being a striker. If you miss five then score the winner, you're a hero. The goalkeeper can play a blinder, then let one in… and he's a villain.

The people who are buying stocks because they're going up and they don't know what they do, deserve to lose money.

If the public photograph contributes to a memory, it is to the memory of an unknowable and total stranger.

I never believed that one big bill is the way to go.

With the poetry of plain speaking, Shannon Hitchcock recreates the daily drama of a vanished world.