Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like a song til the last part.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

An ignorant person is inclined to blame others for his own misfortune. To blame oneself is proof of progress. But the wise man never has to blame another or himself.

He was grand in his convictions. He would stride forward to meet his own destruction.

[Consciousness] is either inexplicable illusion, or else revelation.

A great tragedy is occurring. Millions of people are dying prematurely. These people are killing themselves and they don’t even know it.

I came because I've spent my whole life in the company of the brother that I hated. Now I want a chance to know the brother that I love, before it's too late, before we're not children anymore.

Chances rule men and not men chances.

I don't think fame changes people. People change as they gather more experiences and information about life.

Your mind and your luck determine your destiny!

I've never met anyone who's left a comment on anything. It's just demons who live in basements.

Even forgiveness, if weak and passive, is not true: fight is better. Forgive when you could bring legions of angels to the victory.