Home is pretty utopian.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

When your kids turn 13, an alien being invades their bodies and doesn't leave until they're 20.

With women, there's a basic female instinct of caring deeply about the way they look; women stars have a narcissist complex.

My school is attended by near three hundred scholars.

It's not the burden of your mate or anyone else to heal your emotional issues.

I love the thought of not knowing how things will turn out but the willingness to invest anyway.

What one gets, I hope, is that all you can do is the best you can do.

If you were shopping for a father, you'd have to take out a serious loan to afford mine. He's the best.

The first Apple was just a culmination of my whole life.

The largest number of jobs likely to be created by the JOBS Act will be for lawyers needed to clean up the mess that it will create.