Home is where the heart is, until we get a chance to bury it. Home is where the heart pulled the nails out of its feet, and fled.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, if I run out of women.

Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Having all the answers just means you've been asking boring questions.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.

And when our sun explodes and we are all destroyed, we'll be rocks and chunks of I am not sure what, and maybe we'll rain down on somewhere else.

We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn't race for a hurricane or a burning building. I'd rather die terrified than live forever.

Romance is all about making a story out of our love.

When the end comes, I hope it’s as strange as that. I hope that the sky tears open and the world is washed with colors that we’ve never seen before.

Judge if you want, we are all going to die. I intend to deserve it.

I am writing to apply for the position of bookkeeper. Attached, you will find my list of qualifications. I have been keeping books for four years now, and I am never going to give them back.

Live your life, not wasting it on minor things of life, but rather investing it in the best possible ways

Men do not fail they stop trying.

Hang sorrow care'll kill a cat.

No white group has founded a major religion on this planet. The major religious were started in the Orient and the Middle East, not in Greece and Rome. I always knew you racists didn't have a prayer.

Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant women are forbidden to eat. Thanks for the mercury.

Politics is how you live your life, not whom you vote for.

Whether histories have a happy ending or not depends on when the chronicler ends the tale.

When you add up the minutes you spend actually making a movie - the amount of time you spend actually doing your thing in front of a camera - it just isn't that much. But it's everything.

We didn't do wrong things because we didn't want to embarrass our parents.

One who's our friend is fond of us; one who's fond of us isn't necessarily our friend.