Home is where the heartache is.

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.

As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.

living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts

Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.

Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.

City people. They may know how to street fight but they don't know how to wade through manure.

To want to forget something is to think of it.

And now, I'm thinking again, isn't there something we can do about something we can't do anything about?

In my case, once you sell a lot of books and you are labeled a bestselling author, the serious critics are never gonna say anything nice about you.

I'm a spade, you're an ofay. Let's play.

See the Divine in everyone. Eschew hatred and ill will. After years of devotion, many still lack a broad outlook and an all-encompassing love.

Do not say, ‘You are bad’; say only, ‘You are good’, but be better!

Invention requires both disciplines, strict common sense and wild imagination.

The world is filled with invisible realities. But, if people do not see or hear, then these realities do not exist.