Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

You'll probably die if you stay with me, ' he told me.'Then I'm dead either way, because I won't survive without you.

If you're afraid of your own dreams, you're welcome here in mine.

What good does it do a black youth to know that an employer must pay him $2 an hour if the fact that he must be paid that amount is what keeps him from getting a job?

Yahweh, you are awesome in power!

I got by as a musician since day one. I don't live beyond my means. I have real cheap tastes.

Man does not cease to play because he grows old, he grows old because he ceases to play.

An artist, a man, a failure, must proceed.

Good soldiers are defined by what they can endure, not by what they can inflict.

If it was up to me, there wouldn't be no such thing as the establishment.

The great poet is always a seer, seeing less with the eyes of the body than he does with the eyes of the mind.