Homemade sweaters are always itchy.

I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.

One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.

I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies.

Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.

Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.

I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things.

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.

Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.

One could say, that #‎ Masons were raised right.

I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways.

Love stories have endings, but love itself is ongoing and continually warped and renewed by the people who do the loving.

My advice is not to wait to be struck by an idea. If you're a writer, you sit down and damn well decide to have an idea. That's the way to get an idea.

We need to find a way forward to make sure that we can stop terrorists while protecting the privacy, and liberty, of innocent Americans.

You want to have strong legs. You're in the trenches going against bigger guys in there, and you want to be able to have some force against them.

We have had, alas, and still have, the doubtful habit of reverence. Above all, we respect things as they are.

Strapped by tight credit and plummeting sales, businesses have overhauled the way they manage supply chains, inventory, production practices, and staffing.

It’s like, everything really is two ways, the way we all pretend it is and the way it really is

I find most films about fashion terrible because they are caricaturish.

I lean toward a flat tax. But I want to make it real flat, like ZERO.

I feel as if I were a piece in a game of chess, when my opponent says of it: That piece cannot be moved.