Homemaking is surely in reality the most important work in the world.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

I am not so different in my history of abandonment from anyone else after all. We have all been split away from each other, the earth, ourselves.

Afternoons are hard. Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don't do them anymore.

By the Angel, it just crushed Sophocles, " noted Will. "Has no one respect for the classics these days?

Sooner or later there will always be a cost for "Free Stuff

Abiding fully means praying much.

No baby shall at any time be quartered in a house where there are no soft laps, no laughter, or no love.

If I was English I'd kill myself

I have long believed that the only way peace can be achieved is through world government.

Christianity has enriched the erotic meal with the appetizer of curiosity and spoiled it with the dessert of remorse.

Hasn't there always been a moon?" "Bless you. Not in the slightest. I remember the day the moon came. We looked up in the sky - it was all dirty brown and sooty gray here then, not green and blue.