Homosexuals are not interested in making other people homosexuals. Homophobes are interested in making other people homophobes.

You don't need a Harvard MBA to know that the bedroom and the boardroom are just two sides of the same ballgame.

You are who you are when nobody's watching.

As I say I don't want to kill myself, I just wouldn't mind dying.

Estate agents: like them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

The only reason people do not know much is because they do not care to know. They are incurious. Incuriousity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is.

People who can change and change again are so much more reliable and happier than those who can’t

Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the word's full octave.

Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books

Nothing in this world is at it seems. Except, possibly, porridge.

All the big words -virtue, justice, truth, ...- are dwarfed by the greatness of kindness

You are a placebo responder. Your body plays tricks on your mind. You cannot be trusted.

The key to happiness was achievable dreams.

All my songs are where I am.

Anyone can post messages to the net. Practically everyone does. The resulting cacophony drowns out serious discussion.

I just do what everybody asks me to do, in terms of media and stuff.

I guess I like a lot of directors. Or at least I try to.

When you turn the corner And you run into yourself Then you know that you have turned All the corners that are left.

I really make a point of never worrying, or trying not to worry, about the way I'm perceived. You'll go crazy otherwise.

.. now i begin to feel a longing so great, so sharp, i fear it will never be assuaged. i think it will mount, and mount, and make me mad, or kill me.

Grace is that thing that shows up to guide you when you've done the first two steps and you're intent on doing something larger than just yourself. That's when all of the sudden things are great.