Honestly, Hillary Clinton should be locked up.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Maybe I should drown myself before I freeze to death?

I want John Legend to sing at my wedding.

The weakness of so many modern Christians is that they feel too much at home in the world

There is a driving force more powerful than steam, electricity and nuclear power: the will.

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

You can get used to anything if you have to, even feeling perpetually guilty.

Today a thousand doors of enterprise are open to you, inviting you to useful work.

After all those years in Asia, I don't have to do promotion anymore. We just release a Jackie Chan movie and - Boom! - people go.

Kids are falling through the cracks and nobody notices it. That to me is what's wrong with the school system.

Like an engineer understands a car he or she designed, no one understands your limitations and possibilities better than the God who created you.