Honestly I don't know why i have these parties""Because of your cat""That's true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort

Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.

And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.

It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.

A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?

Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know.

No. It is said that the Nephilim are the children of men and angels. All that this angelic heritage has given to us is a longer distance to fall.

Humans were so stupid. They had something so precious, and they barely safeguarded it at all. They threw away their lives for money, for packets of powder, for a stranger's charming smile.

There were some memories, though, that never faded.

Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited.

On the bank of an ocean, let your mind fly in the cloudless sky while your heart enjoys the love of the sun.

As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight.

But bringing people together is what music has always done best.

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships.

Leisure is non-work for the sake of work. Leisure is the time spent recovering from work and in the frenzied but hopeless attempt to forget about work.

She that fails to command her thoughts will soon lose command of her actions.

Studying creativity is not an elite distraction, but provides one of the most exciting models for living.

Life is pointless...and that is God's greatest gift.

I've been working, working, working, and you know, sometimes you look back at your work and you see that it just isn't any good.

And though I came to forget or regret all I have ever done, yet would I remember that once I saw the dragons aloft on the wind at sunset above the western isles; and I would be content.