Honestly, I have come to believe that everything is in the order it's in for a reason. I am happy with who I am today.

Kermit was the Everyman, the original Tom Hanks, but I have a special place in my heart for Fozzie Bear. The classic borderline hacky entertainer.

Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise.

I've been 6'4'' since I was 12. Goofy is somewhere in the lexicon.

There is a little bit of hubris to want to change the past. It implies that you know better - that things didn't happen the way that they were supposed to.

Our job is to become OK with who we are and what our life has been - and keep enduring.

A man can certainly be a Muppet. Being a Muppet is a state of mind. It's about finding that little part of you that's unique, and not being embarrassed by it, but cherishing it.

People have a lot less leniency for some reason for women straying from a relationship than they do for men.

That's the best advice I can give - when you're trying to write a comedy, first write a drama, and then make it funny.

If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.

I'm better looking in person.

Tread softly because you tread on my dreams

My face is sour. Maybe that's why they say I'm a dictator.

You are so close, and I can’t reach you.

The silver trump of freedom roused in my soul eternal wakefulness.

All of them are men, not a girl amongst them unless you count Tommy Falk because his lips are so pretty.

White men in North America are the beneficiaries of the single biggest affirmative action program in world history. It's called world history.

We must pray to Jesus to give us that tenderness of the Eucharist.

Music should either move your feet or move your heart

Actors who say they don't watch TV are stupid. I was raised by TV! And it's how I research for auditions.

I also have a feeling your mother’s going to have a very ugly conversation with me." – Dimitri