Honestly, I just like to make movies. The funnier the better.

Anytime there is a Bigfoot show, where they supposedly have recordings of him, I am watching. I love the idea of Bigfoot. I want him to be out there somewhere.

I love jokes that come out of nowhere. The ones where people look at the screen and go, What the Hell was that. As long as it somehow ties back into the story, somehow.

Always be prepared; always work hard and take pride in your work no matter what it is. I still follow that advice and have already tried to pass it on to my children. They, of course, ignored me.

I love IMDb. I love that people all over the country get that into it. When I was a kid, you literally had to go to the theater and stare at the poster to see who the hell was involved.

Be the competition you wish to see in the world.

Your perception of the world and the way you see yourself in it has created within your mind a concept, a philosophy, of the way you believe things to be.

We are the recorders and reporters of facts - not the judges of the behaviors we describe.

For with G. D., to be absent from the body is sometimes (not to speak profanely) to be present with the Lord.

I think we can make a difference in the lives of the poor, and the millions.

I want to win some Super Bowls, and so thats really my focus, to do whatever I have to do to lead this team to a championship.

When you're feeling your worst, that's when you get to know yourself the best.

The problem with our deficit is not because Americans are taxed too little. The problem with the deficit is because Washington spends too much money. We have got to stop spending money we don't have.

When authority is backed up by an immediate physical compulsion, what we are dealing with is not authority proper (i.e. symbolic authority), but simply an agency of brute force.

Whether it's playing catch or going to the weight room, you've just got to blend in and introduce yourself as you go along.