Honestly, if you're looking for love and you're not too choosy, hang around a hardware store fingering screws.

I never wear flats. My shoes are so high that sometimes when I step out of them, people look around in confusion and ask, "Where'd she go?" and I have to say, "I'm down here.

I've always been melancholic. At a party, everyone would be looking at the glittering chandeliers and I'd be looking at the waitress's cracked shoes.

I like hoodies. They just make me feel safe.

You will go on and meet someone else and I'll just be a chapter in your tale, but for me, you were, you are and you always will be, the whole story.

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

What doesn't kill us makes us funnier.

Relationship gurus always said that an attraction based on friendship and mutual respect was far more likely to stay the course - and the bastards were right.

I went grey at 12, my eyesight went at 17. I've been a crock from very early on.

I know of people who don't believe it, but depression is an illness, but unlike, say, a broken leg, you don't know when it'll get better.

My truth is that what doesn't kill you makes you weaker rather than stronger, although it makes you wiser.

Religion is based on the idea that God is an imbecile.

Some madness doesn't act mad to begin with, sometimes it will knock politely at the door, and when you let it in, it'll simply sit in the corner without a fuss - and grow.

If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.

If I had permitted my failures, or what seemed to me at the time a lack of success, to discourage me I cannot see any way in which I would ever have made progress.

Every ransomed man owes his salvation to the fact that during his days of sinning, God kept the door of mercy open.

The more you think you have to use physical force to control life, the less you control life.

Currently, I bowl regional tournaments out of the PBA Southern Region.

We must enable farmers to feed India and the world; and earn a good livelihood.

He who holds the hook is aware in what waters many fish are swimming.

In advertising, not to be different is virtually suicidal.