Honestly, this will never happen because she's so much classier than me, but I would love to work with Sofia Coppola.

Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

I'm glad that as a 33-year-old working mother, I can still choose to wear a Hello Kitty T-shirt or stay up late scrolling through the Twitter feed of my junior-high crush.

Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet.

Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle.

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

It doesn't matter if they're in front of the camera or behind the camera. I know women who are producers who are surviving on nothing but juice and almonds.

I think sometimes people really require the satisfaction of closure.

Anyaele Sam Chiyson Leadership Law of Advancement: Notable leaders chart the course of action that causes other leaders to progress toward reaching a goal and raising the status of power.

If you treat every situation as a life and death matter, you’ll die a lot of times.

It was a perfect night for a train. The occasional whistle told Louis of all the farewells he had ever known.

How can you regret helping a suffering patient?

I am no longer a curmudgeon. I am a curmudgeon emeritus.

Any given moment contains unlimited futures that can become real. The reality that occurs is the one you pay attention to.

Why will I bury you? So that one day I might disturb your grave.

By depending on the great, The small may rise high. See: the little plant ascending the tall tree Has climbed to the top.

Live the beauty or your own reality.

Dr. Johnson was a lazy learned man who liked to think and talk better than to read or write; who, however, wrote much and well, but too often by rote.