Honesty is a rare commodity in a palace, and that is why so many fairy-tale marriages end up on the rocks.

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.

Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.

Sometimes there is nothing you can do, and in those times, you must do something anyway.

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor

If the world explore all my dark fantasy, will change for the better”.

Look at it this way, child, life is a magic show, or should be if people didn't go to sleep on each other. Always leave folks with a bit of mystery, son.

Love, endure, persist... Everything will return to you, innocent fool!

You have to work with what you are given, even in Shakespeare. we have our form and it is important that we free ourselves through it.

Trust is the conduit for influence; it's the medium through which ideas travel.

I don't think global warming is to do with us, I think it's a natural circle. I don't think a few Ferraris make that much difference.

I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept.

With experience in boxing, you learn how to be a scientific boxer and how to fight easy.

To realize a dream, you must have a dream to realize.

I think any time you deal with humans and the way they exploit one another and cause pain you are in the realm of politics, on some level.