Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a hell of a lot more effective in court. So your set, McMullen

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

I ain't taking no more rides on the stupid train.

Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after.

Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment.

Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack.

In my opinion, kissing a lady's hand is a fine tradition. After all, a man must start somewhere.

Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it can get you a nice little villa in Tuscany, and that's close enough for me.

He's an undersized pissant with delusions of adequacy.

Jealousy. It's a terrible thing. Unless it's someone else's.

It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while.

It’s ego – the false self – that exalts the guru and declares the teaching sacred, but nothing is exalted or sacred, only true or not true.

A Dirty Clown Is a Ridiculously Clean when standing amongst Politicians.

There's a familiarity that sometimes shocks and annoys the hell out of me. People want a relationship with you that they haven't earned.

Stop asking, start doing.

Advertising degrades the people it appeals to; it deprives them of their will to choose.

You can't understand the first thing about God unless you love Him. These big so - called Vedic scholars - they don't necessarily love Krishna, so they can't understand Him and give Him to us.

Look, how many stories have I broken? Hundreds. How many have proved to be untrue? There isn't one.

There's also this weirdness to California, this darkness, it's a place where people come to follow their dreams and sometimes don't make it.

A society that devours its own young deserves no automatic or unquestioning allegiance.

A New York friend said that visiting the South reminded her of nothing more than being in high school again.