Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.

Fear is the mother of morality.

Describe your product in terms of what it does not in terms of what it is.

When you repeat a new pattern often, you literally change the neural pathways in your brain. This shift helps true change settle in.

This world is a place of business. What an infinite bustle!

Fine words are traded. Noble deeds gain respect. But people who are not good, why abandon them?

A small-state world would not only solve the problems of social brutality and war; it would solve the problems of oppression and tyranny. It would solve all problems arising from power.

I thought that words and books and pens were more powerful than guns.

You just watch somebody you love slowly, slowly disappear and go away.

The first dollar is the most you will get if you don't love what you are doing.

Did you know that every human being is created with a purpose and that they have a responsibility to not only discover their purpose but also to fulfill it?