Honey, ... When a wolf watches a lamb, he's not thinking about the lamb's mommy.

Some people are like Slinkies.They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.

Evil must always be fought.

My will broke at the sound of his voice, and my head turned with as much inevitability as a sunflower turning its face to the sun.

A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn't mean in winter.

The only certainty life contains is death.

It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.

When life doesn't meet your expectations, it was important to take it with grace.

If it looks like a hallway, feels like a hallway, and acts like a hallway—is it important to figure out that it isn’t a hallway?

Usually the people I do know are sufficient to spawn any number of nightmares without inventing any.

Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade.

Live a life worth reading about. Then write it.

Today was a difficult day.Tomorrow will be better.'-Mr. Slinger

It's telepathy, over.

We must not look at the past with the enormous condescension of posterity.

I don't put weight on fame, and having people around me just because I am famous makes me feel really bad about myself.

A small compassionate act enlarges the scope of community.

Myspace was always a bit edgy. People identified it with edginess and music.

You don't need a time machine if you know how to remember.

A man who has no love in him is as barren as a cloud with no moisture, a tree with no fruits or a cow yielding no milk; he is ever far from God and can never earn His Grace.

There is a better way for everything. Find it.