Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

If you believe in the Lord Jesus Christ, you will be saved.

You have to be better than your problems.

But you love her.” Will stared at him. “Of course I do,” he said finally. “I had come to think I would never love anyone, but I love her.

Film is limitless, but some stage presentations on film can look too theatrical.

Revolutionary moments attract those who are not good enough for established institutions as well as those who are too good for them.

I don't know if I would ever have costume changes - usually I just end up taking off my shoes, I get so sweaty, and... I just need to be comfortable.

New York City has the most beautiful women.

I learned a woman is never an old woman.

I just love fashion. I think it just expresses who you are so much.

A wit should no more be sincere, than a woman constant; one argues a decay of parts, as to other of beauty.