Honor is kind of what you get when you weaponize manners ...

I have a very varied taste in music. Everything from rap to classical to Latino to Rat Pack to jazz.

Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.

Defiance through compliance.

Love is a wonderful thing, my dear, but it leaves you wide open for blackmail.

The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.

Books may look like nothing more than words on a page, but they are actually an infinitely complex imaginotransference technology that translates odd, inky squiggles into pictures inside your head.

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution.

I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher.

Have you ever wondered how nostalgia isn"t what it used to be?

Your propensity to succeed in life is largely dependent on your understanding of the concept, your ability to discover your purpose, and your willingness to pursue and act on your purpose.

But now in this day and age, people are more prone to go out to try new things to enhance their performance on the field - to enhance their physical appearance.

Even though there are no ways of knowing for sure, there are ways of knowing for pretty sure.

New York is great for people watching and there's a bunch of amazing rooftops.

Oh. My. God. They were fighting. In the library. Over her.

We are a nation of 20 million bathrooms, with a humanist in every tub.

Apprentices and servants are characters perfectly distinct: the one receives instruction, the other a stipulated price for his labour.

Dreams should be forgotten when we wake. Or one day we will find ourselves unable to sleep.

The purpose of school should be to prepare kids for the rest of their lives, but too often what kids need to be prepared for is surviving the school day itself.

Even the law of gravitation would be brought into dispute were there a pecuniary interest involved.