Hope is for people who can't see the Truth.

At some point, even the greatest misery begins to fade. Life, or what passes for life, plods on in it's own unending weary footsteps, and somehow we plod along with it, if we stay lucky.

Happiness is health.

Sweetheart, I'll lift my kilt and show you what I've got between my thighs and if you still think it's lit(tle) ---

[H]ow can something cease to exist that has no solid existence in the first place?

Every time there's a tragedy, everything goes up.

What do you think? I'm not a starfish or a pepper tree. I'm a living, breathing human being. Of course I've been in love.

The collapse of Enron and the subsequent collapse of Arthur Andersen were tremendous tragedies. But as I stated at the time of my indictment on July 8, 2004, failure does not equate to a crime.

Men, in general, are but great children.

If outrageous imagination is the wine of madness, then come fill my cup.

The words fire from my mouth like bullets, ricocheting off the walls before I can even register what I'm saying.

Love all, trust a few, Do wrong to none: be able for thine enemy Rather in power than use; and keep thy friend Under thy own life's key: be check'd for silence, But never tax'd for speech.