Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.

I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.

That was all a man needed: hope. It was lack of hope that discouraged a man.

Is it not strange that the more someone has, the less he feels he has? Envy can never be sated.

I suppose there's an anger in all of us. Some hidden rage that you keep at bay.

I dont believe in disabilities, I believe in ability.

God’s wrath is his righteousness reacting against unrighteousness.

Once you become famous, being single becomes a liability.

Man's brain is, after all, the greatest natural resource.

The need for certainty is the greatest disease the Mind faces

If a senator or congressman notices 25 phone calls, on any issue, on any given day, it is noted.

The most uninformed mind with a healthy body is happier than the wisest valetudinarian.