Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

he dared to explore her withered neck w/his fingertips…her hips w/their decaying bones, her thighs with their aging veins.

GIVE IF YOU CAN. TAKE IF YOU HAVE TO

Being cared for when one is dead is less satisfactory than being cared for when one is alive.

Revolution devours its own parents as well as its own children.

Letting people in is largely a matter of not expending the energy to keep them out.

A female vocal can lift a song.

At first I probably seem very abrupt, but I like efficiency. There's work and there's play, and I always think: 'Let's get the work over with so we can thoroughly enjoy the play.

The reason for the survival of the award system is purely commercial.

He laughed, tried to make it into a cough, inhaled at exactly the wrong moment, and then really did cough.