Hopefully I'm not a grumpy old guy sitting in the corner, yelling at people and demanding things.

Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

Leadership to me means duty, honor, country. It means character, and it means listening from time to time.

Terrorist attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest buildings, but they cannot touch the foundation of America. These acts shatter steel, but they cannot dent the steel of American resolve.

Freedom itself was attacked this morning by a faceless coward, and freedom will be defended.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

Freedom is not our gift to the world it is God's gift to humanity.

To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say, you too can be president of the United States.

I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States

A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman.

Love is our most basic human value and also our highest potential.

Friendship is ageless. It is the spirit we should like and care for, not the shell that encases it.

Love without esteem cannot go far or reach high. It is an angel with only one wing.

Once you do a joke and it works it's only good for so long, like shooting fish in a barrel.

No book or expert can protect us from the range of painful emotions that make us human.

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

Love is quivering happiness.

I like them all. They're all pictures of me when I wrote them. I have no favorite songs.

Dream big, dare greatly and shine brightly.

I think every rapper should know how to sing, like a little bit. I mean common man it'll make your rapping better straight up.