Hopefully someone on their team addresses it, because, uh, I'm not saying I'm going to do it, but something might happen to him if he continues to be that cocky.

Never let anyone steal your joy.

Understanding how little we know is crucial to gaining knowledge.

You and those shot-glass eyes, deep swirling pools of 80-proof firewater, with the depth and profundity of Saturn’s spinning pulsars…

If ever we needed to put the Golden Rule into action, it’s with our aging parents.

In order to soar like an eagle one has to be bold like a lion.

Something horrible happens and I try to make it funny. It's really a tortured life. You go to a salsa bar, at your local burrito stand, and you know, you think "how can you make a joke about this?"

Most poets are elitist dregs more concerned with proving their skill with a dictionary than communicating ideas with impact.

Well, I'm a big believer in 'never say never.

The only thing I really get snobby about is - not food or wine or certainly not television - I would say I get snobby about skin-care regimens and people taking care of their skin in the right way.

Prayer is simply saying "thank you, bless you, praise you."

I think sometimes there's a lot of subliminal messaging in everything.