Hopping the fence or wading the Rio Grande River isn't part of America's immigration process.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

in the endit is wordspoetry. sunsetssomeone’s deep blue silk voice.mountain scents.someone’s smile.eyes. that we haveno defenses against.

Hope is a pillar of faith. It is pillar which holds our desired dreams.

The feverish excitement of twenty had been something very noble, very beautiful, but it had not been love.

It may be an old cliche, but I think true love will last; it has no end. But finding the right person is a very difficult thing.

My religion of life is always to be cheerful.

I do not feign hypotheses.

Be stingy with your time and spend it in spaces that fill you up.

It was like I’d stepped out into an afterlife. Only there were no angels.

She's the kind you don't take home to mother.

But Mike was like a Bjork song-all happy and giddy and fun on the surface, but bubbling with turmoil and pain underneath.