Horses and horsepower alike are about status and being cool.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

People who always want to be at convenient places won’t make a change at controversial places.

The family is one of the greatest traps that society has used for millennia to keep man a slave

We mustn’t just simply pray, but rather ask God about His desires and plans. This is the prayer of enquiry

People who are filled with hate don't know how to handle love.

A cowboy is a hired hand on the middle of a horse contemplating the hind end of a cow.

I do 45 minutes of cardio five days a week, because I like to eat. I do Tracy Anderson's dance aerobics classes.

Who will dance on the floor in the round?

Sometimes the reason we do not see the answer is that we are looking too closely at the question.

Prejudice makes prisoners of both the hated and the hater.

I was very close to my mother as the youngest of three. She was my playmate.