Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods.

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts.

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure.

What message, years of conflagration, have you: madness or hope? On thin cheeks strained by war and liberation bloody reflections still remain.

Art is man determined to die sane.

You weren't s-- then, Tiger. You ain't s-- now. You ain't never gonna be s--.

And any man who must say 'I am king' is no true king at all.

It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate.

The Constitution wanted artists to have control over their works because they knew it would create incentive to create more works. That is clearly still the goal.

One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic.

For the classics philosophical insight was the product of a life of leisure; for me a life of leisure is the product of philosophical insight.