Housework is what woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Don't allow yourself to be held hostage by the opinion of others.

We are all punished for the lives we have chosen, in one way or another.

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.

A winner rebukes and forgives a loser is too timid to rebuke and too petty to forgive.

I wouldn’t say I’ve become more radical: I was born radical.

The only pressure I feel is what I put on myself.

I'm a great dog fanatic. My own dog died a little while ago and I take it very personally when things die-it's a major offence.

For me, off the field, cartoons are something that can ease my mind and get me back into having fun and just relaxing.

Monopoly power is an illusion in any system in which free competition is allowed.

I feel like every role you take, there's a part of you that obviously feels like you can do it.