Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout.

The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it.

One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.

Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.

The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel.

You're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.

Greatness and madness are next door neighbours; and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other.

This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.

There's a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results.

Everyone thought that things were getting back to normal. They had no idea that normal didn’t exist for me any more. Normal had been smashed on the rocks beneath the bridge.

Practice transforms a skill into an art

Love, gratitude, compassion, and kindness are the sources of all enduring, pure happiness.

With social media, you have the chance to be the Lutherans that Luther imagined.

We breathe love as we breathe air; we hold it in ourselves as we hold our thoughts. Nothing more exists for us.

If the Good Lord made a mistake in us people it was in making us want to live when we’ve got the least excuse for it.

It's a joy to work where I live, and come home and sleep in my own bed.

Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over.

He wanted to work in Hot Woman Valhalla until he died of testosterone poisoning. (Nick)

Gordon Brown promised to abolish boom and bust. He has kept half his promise.