How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or do.

One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality.

Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.

You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right.

Atheism is the absence of religion. We don’t really need atheism. We just need to get rid of religion.

If you are doing something for reward or punishment, you do not have morality.

In music, if you hit a wrong note, people forgive you. In magic when something goes wrong, the entire art is destroyed.

I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more evil.

Much better than the feeling of having things is the feeling of having earned things.

Better to be uneducated than educated by your government.

Behaving morally because of a hope of reward or a fear of punishment is not morality.

Terrible times breed terrible things, my lord.

I ask for a decreedooming my bitter enemies to laughteradvanced against them.

I haven't slept properly for 12 years because of this bloody game. I don't think you do in a competitive game. You toss and turn and you don't sleep.

It is a dangerous thing to have instant access to your emotions.

I don't know why I still find it so hard to accept that words are faulty and by their very nature innacurate

Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little.

Key statements made by latter-day prophets are not trite clichés. They are vital counsel to us from the Lord through his prophets. We should ponder and act upon such statements.

My favorite type of music to sing is definitely those big ballads, I just love doing those power ballads.

Nah, that's not true.

It is one of the most discouraging experiences I have ever had, not forgetting the time when I winked at the Queen Mother in London once.