How about those people who don't need sleep? What are they called again? Successful? What a bunch of dicks they are.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.

That's not a lie, it's a terminological inexactitude.

Prayer is the way to destroy all fear. It is the way to banish sorrow, the way to light a torch of hope. It is the revolution that rewrites the scenario of our destiny.

You will begin to see your life as an opportunity to share the special gift you alone can bestow upon the world.

I am not political as a person.

Never underestimate the power of a city to regenerate.

Growing up where I did, the thought of working on a television show or in a movie... that existed on a parallel plane, you know?

I won't eat veal, and my mum won't eat lamb, because she thinks it's a bit harsh to eat cute things.

I was very shy and very reserved as a child, very, very introvert.

My point is that, over the years, I've taught five thousand people acting and lately I have a lot of energy on these kids, having the same break I had as a high school girl.